WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THE CULT

Hi there. Yes you. What's up? Cool. Well, I have news for you. You see that button right there? The one that says follow? If you tap that button, you will automatically have a new best friend. So if you want a simple I follow you, you follow me... Don't tap it. Because if you tap that button, I'm going to read all your stories, answer all your dms, help you edit (if you want.) Consider this a heads up. Thank you, have a nice day now. Hugs🤗

Welcome to followers R us. To get started please follow the instructions below.
1. Tap the button
That's all, a nice simple procedure. I know I'm great.