Hi! My name is Kafei! 
I live in Clocktown, In my special Hideout!
You see, a pesky kid wearing a mask turned me into a Child! 
I've been hiding from my wife Anju, and my parents! ~The mayor, and his wife~
(I will only talk and respond to messages AS KAFEI, if you wish to speak to me my admin account is @MsMisery )