A lot of people call me an emo. I disagree, strongly. People think if you have an emotional reaction to something, or if you write songs and poems and play music and sing, you're an emo. I'm not an emo. I've seen emo kids and I'm not one. It's just the damn haircut. Leave it alone it's COOL. So what if I straighten it? I mean c'mon-it's too long to spike up. Spikes look stupid anyway.

Just saying. Lay off the haircut.

It's an awesome haircut.

Anyway, aside from my sexy, unappreciated hair, I have a burning passion for music.
I play guitar and piano, but my musical faith lies in guitar. I don't like pieces of paper telling me what to do.
I like to write my own music. Mainly cause I've had my heart torn so vigorously apart by various girls, I don't even bother picking up the pieces. I just write a big, emotional song about it.
So yeah. I looooooooooove being every girl's dream. Joking. I'm a geek.

But before I ever liked music, I liked to read.

I liked to read fantasy stuff. It took me out of this lame-ass world for a while.

Oh crap. That is kind of emo.

It wasn't long before I started writing my own stories. i had a million ideas.
I just never finished what I started.
Hopefully this site will help.

I just would like you to know that I will be FAMOUS one day.
I don't CARE how naive it sounds. I WILL be famous. And increasingly awesome.
And.......And I'll have a girlfriend.
So there. Eat it and weep.

Lots of Love,
Kai Bruno Woods.
  • Ireland, Dublin
  • JoinedAugust 14, 2011



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