Redoing this shit <3
Hi.
Sup broski?
Okie so I gotta say that I have like....10 husbands? 11? 12? I dont know anymore. I'll name them: Shane Dawson, Jeff The Killer, Destery, Andy Biersack, Ashley Purdy, CC, Jinxx, Jake Pitts, Dahvie Vanity, Jayy Von Monroe, Marshall Lee, and Marilyn Manson.
I love eyeliner.. like seriously...
I can't get over how white Andy's teeth are like O_O
Pickles are boss.
I say stuff like 'calm your tits' , 'daddy would you like some sausage, DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGES', 'Dafuq happened', and even more random shit.
I go to a 'fine arts academy' Yeah, fine arts academy my ASS. It's so fucking ghetto.
Santa Claus is a pedophile.
I'm reaaaaalllly dirty minded. I can turn the most basic, innocent sentance into dirtyness.
I have a quotev, it's also Kailey The Killer.
I'm Irish.
I'm pale as FUCK.
Natural ginger, hated it due to teasing, so I recolour my hair a lot.
I call my Soc.Studies teacher Mr.Gut XDD His real name is Gurdnt.
My language arts teacher is suuuuch a biiiitch.
SINGLE PRINGLE FOR LIFE, MOTHA FUCKA.
Yeaaaahh....I honestly think I'm forever alone with fanfiction and cats....
Umm.
I like neon green, purple and black.
I occasionally have like random bursts of hyperness and I sing and dance like a fucktard xp
I call people dipshits.
And thats about it.
Later.
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