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Izuku Midoriya: Gather 'round lads and lasses! Let me tell you the tale of my time as a potato farmer. Play the music!
          	https://youtu.be/PSH0eRKq1lE
          	Izuku Midoriya: THAT'S SCOTTISH YOU UNCULTURED SWINE! I think I know the bloody problem! The first being that you're a fookin' Yank! All other problems derive from the first! Fuck it! On with the story!
          	I grew up in Dublin! I was a potato farmer. Every night I would go to the pub. I would drink Ale and dance jigs. But then one day, I met a pretty lass! Her name was Ruby! Or was it RWBY? Anyways, she captured my heart with her green valley eyes, and her hair as golden as my fine tote. I was in love. But RWBY didn't return the love. So because of that I... I uh... I... I forgot what I was gonna say.
          	
          	In all seriousness, hope you all had a lovely St. Patrick's Day.

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Izuku Midoriya: Gather 'round lads and lasses! Let me tell you the tale of my time as a potato farmer. Play the music!
          https://youtu.be/PSH0eRKq1lE
          Izuku Midoriya: THAT'S SCOTTISH YOU UNCULTURED SWINE! I think I know the bloody problem! The first being that you're a fookin' Yank! All other problems derive from the first! Fuck it! On with the story!
          I grew up in Dublin! I was a potato farmer. Every night I would go to the pub. I would drink Ale and dance jigs. But then one day, I met a pretty lass! Her name was Ruby! Or was it RWBY? Anyways, she captured my heart with her green valley eyes, and her hair as golden as my fine tote. I was in love. But RWBY didn't return the love. So because of that I... I uh... I... I forgot what I was gonna say.
          
          In all seriousness, hope you all had a lovely St. Patrick's Day.

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I know, I know... I'm late. Not even fashionably late. Just late... Anyways, expect updates to be a tad less frequent than they were, feel free to leave tips on how i could be a better shit poster, (We're all aware that this is just bad comedy with a tiny bit of plot on the side, right?) Any puns or jokes I may be able to use, and perhaps ideas for some scenes that you think could be funny. Probably gonna be in a different book though.... Assuming I can't find a way to work it in. And no TodoDeku stuff, please. This isn't that kinda story, no matter how much you may want it to be...