Cancelled but Handsome.
• The guy who accidentally wrote one (1) thing and dipped.

📖 Author of my magnum opus:
"The Poem That Accidentally Got Me Cancelled"
(available nowhere, don't ask for a sequel).

I peaked at my first work, folks. That's it. That's the tweet.
Retired poet, full-time overthinker.
I don't write anymore-why ruin my perfect 1/1 record?

Follow me for zero updates, nonexistent drafts,
and the occasional sarcastic comment
about life, love, and how I definitely
should've stayed home that one night.

✍️ Status: Never writing again. Ever. Probably. (Unless I get dramatic at 3AM.)