I am American, Taurus, Slytherin, bookworm, female, pansexual, and mom of my friend group

I love Sherlock, Doctor Who, Marvel, Supernatural, Harry Potter, Black Butler, Free, Vampire Diaries, The Originals, Disney, Yuri on Ice, The Office, Lucifer, Percy Jackson, My Hero Academia (BNHA), Legacies, Criminal Minds, Haikyuu, Teen Wolf, Naruto, The Promise Neverland, New Girl, Bones, NCIS, The Flash, Pokemon, The Umbrella Academy, Ouran High School Host Club, Maze Runner, Merlin, Demon Slayer

These are some of my favorite quotes:

"Be careful who you trust. The devil was once an angel"

When I die I want to donate all my organ to those in need....... except for the middle finger. Save that for my sister

"When life gives you lemons throw them back and say " I WANTED SUSHI DAMMIT" 

"Are you sober?"
"I am moderately functional"
"I'll take that as a no...." 

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, Gummy bears are chasing me. One is red. one is blue. One is peeing on my shoe. Now I'm running for my life cause the red one has a knife.

"I'm as straight as spaghetti right out of the box" 
"Maybe you'll meet that someone who will make you realize that spaghetti is straight until it gets all hot and wet" - Thank you all_hail_misha for giving me something to use against my "straight" friend