DA GREAT RAT

Okay uh idk what to say anymore
          
          Uh
          
          Is it weird I find Jacks hotter than Kai Azer.
          
          Like. Every single person I've seen on booktube or whatever is pining over Kai. Sure, the quotes they dIsPlAyEd were making me swoon but when I first opened Once Upon A broken Heart and saw Jacks' first dialogue, I legit screamed.
          
          That was weird.
          
          But Kai mehhh I'm almost on chapter 4 in Powerless. I'm not pining over him except the fact he is a cocky ass and that kindaaaa... HEAR ME OUT- SHHHH YOU DIDNT HEAR ANYTHING
          
          But his brother, KITT, even if he is a side character, I think, he made me go "HE'S BLONDE *eagle noises"
          
          Why 
          
          UH HAHA GOODBYE THIS IS EMBARRASSING TO TALK ABOUT SHHHHHHHH YOU DIDNT SEE ANYTHING

So uh AJ really likes patting my head and carrying me.
          
          Well, that's nice. He's like 5'10 for a 14 year old and I'm only 4'9 at 13 wtf.
          
          Anyway, earlier, he carried me on his shoulders. And that's his first time carrying me like that but idk if he did that to others.
          
          But yeah, normal stuff like a back hug but you lift the person up, piggy backs, he does it most of the time.
          
           See, he walked for a decent few seconds, I liked being tall asf but I almost hit my head on the gazebo roof thingy and broke the protector screen of my phone cuz I hit it with my shoe (it was on the table) but it's fine. 
          
          And yeah, we have an interesting friendship.
          
          We flirt everytime we talk unintentionally, we acknowledge it (actually, he does, not me), we both agreed it's a first time for us both, agreed it's fine and oh well, we still do it.
          
          And also, my 8 YEAR OLD brother held him at gunpoint with a toy gun that is actually loaded with ammo when AJ said he'd prove it to him he could carry me.
          
          My brother pointed it to his crotch, face, chest, being menacing.
          
          That's so surprising for some reason. I didn't expect it from him.
          
          And I'll have to deal with another one holding guys at gunpoint cuz I have another brother.
          
          
          

Also, fun thing: Today was the Christmas party in my school and HUZZAH no more school until next year.
          
          And it was fun. We played games, ate food, but nothing that fun it's gonna be memorable as hell.
          
          Except the fact for the exchange gift, my teacher was my secret Santa all along, and she asked my friends, Grip and Monkeman for help in what I want cuz she's amazing like that.
          
          So I said I wanted the Powerless book by Lauren Roberts and boom. I was the first one to get my gift. I was screaming, jumping in joy in front of the circle of people gathered around cuz I already knew it was the book. I was so happy I was chanting "book, book, book, book!" and took the bag, opened it and found the book.
          
          I was shaking. Like actually shaking and grinning. 
          
          And I forgot I was supposed to give the person I'm secret Santa to I couldn't even say the word Christmas properly. 
          
          Just don't tell the person I'm secret Santa to that I dropped the bag and the gift was a perfume bottle inside the box.
          
          When I sat back down beside AJ, I was gushing over how much I love the cover, how I'm going to read and "meet" KAI AZER and going on and on
          
          AJ just laughed and said how my reaction was cute and that I'm a bookworm cuz I told him I'll eat the book up in less than a week. Confident, ik. But hey, I finished Fourth wing in 3 days.
          
          And AJ is a boy. Next rant is next message.
          
          And also, my teacher just laughed and shoulder hugged me when I was thanking her sm and told her how I was shaking.
          

New corporate roommates chapter is out y'all<3
          
          3k+ words when I said 2k.
          
          Yayyy:))))
          
          Also, do not question the off personality of some characters.
          
          "Everything is something in Hawthorne House"
          
          But everything is something in Kaizabird's books;)

NEW 9PM THEORY
          
          WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF MIDNIGHT THEORIES 
          
          If there is 1st, 2nd, and 3rd person in Minecraft... And there is 1st person and 3rd person in writing... Is there a 2nd person in writing.
          
          MY PHONE BATTERY AT 12% AGAIN AND CHRISTMAS PARTY TOMORROW HAHAHAHA I DONT WANNA SLEEP YET
          
          I miss playing Minecraft sm. I should play California girls in normal mode so I won't get scared.

Pipol, expect chapter 4 or 3 (idk, I think it's 4??) of corporate roommates tomorrow:)
          
          IMMA MAKE 2K WORDS OR ABOVE CUZ THATS MY APOLOGY CHAPTER
          
          Also, weird thing. Writing crack chapters give me motivation to actually write stories and not insane abominations I write without thinking.
          
          And right after crack chapter called smat chapter, Sappy potato said she's concerned for me, people are scared and traumatized, I decided to make my new story with Kiri, Colin and Nolan, 3rd person.
          
          I'm kinda debating tho if I should make it 3rd person of 3rd. Hmmm.
          
          I'm gonna do all:)
          
          Ps: That "new" story is about pre college chaos and dealing with trauma

Gays, half gays, guys, and girls uh. Am I going dyslexic or my corporate roommates book reads are alarmingly getting higher with each day
          
          I need to write for da readers so bad I'm crying
          
          That's weird but still, thank you guys<3
          
          FRICK UH I'm gonna work on it right after I post this message 

Hello Bird I've got a question can you help me im trying to write a book so any tips and help you got for me

BOOM SHAKALAKA I HAVE MY PHONE WATTPAD AGAIN
          I just had to log out in the app and log in again. 
          
          I'm so happy now
          
          I can sleep now without worries except the fact I have exams tomorrow.

Alright. Another thing to panick about. I'm on my desktop site of Wattpad on my phone cuz my app version is not logged in no matter how many times I'm pressing the activation email. 
          
          I was going to continue writing corporate roommates, a miracle, BUT I CANT FIND THE DRAFTS. It's all bcs I'm not signed in my app. WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME
          
          Guys. If y'all don't see me no longer, let's hope not btw<3, you know what that means. Da great rat has to have another acc to keep being insane. 
          
          I'll fix this tmrw. Idk. 
          
          Oh, also, IF SOMEONE NAMED @XxPierced_PrincessxX says smth like "oh, kaiza has another acc btw", THATS ME ASKING HER TO TELL YALL
          (Doggo muncher, love ya but like I did not send u anything. Yet. Uh. Hope not<33)
          
          Gn, gang