Kaizabird

Guess who has 1.1k sometimes words for corporate roommates (insert a yum emoji here)
          	
          	I made lesbian tension<3 and I'm planning a little surprise at the end (nah, it's another pov of somebody, it ain't that big of a deal)
          	
          	I just gotta edit and add like idk, 2k more words and I'll publish. Like some of the pacing doesn't make sense bro</3
          	
          	GOSH I MISSED THIS
          	
          	But like gang, I reread the first chapters of corporate roommates, and GOOD GOLLY BRO. ITS SO MESSY WHAT THE HECK
          	
          	Like yeah, it's kind of fast paced, but dang bro, how did I get from point a to point b so fast.
          	
          	LIKE NO WONDER I STOPPED WRITING. I was genuinely so confused.
          	
          	Like some stuff didn't make sense.
          	
          	Like from House Party to the chapter before Interview, it was good, okay. I liked it, it's mid but it's okay.
          	
          	But ever since V got into JC Jenson, MY GOSH BRO WHAT DID I DO (INSERT SOB EMOJIS MAN, IM GRIEVING)
          	
          	It's okay gang, it's wattpad. I'll be fine. Like, what makes fanfiction delicious is either a hit or miss in the pacing/connecting the dots of plot points 
          	
          	NO CUZ BEHDNSKAHDBNSKAJ
          	
          	It's okay. I grew, okay. As a writer. 
          	
          	I wasn't doing nothing on my long ahh hiatus, okay</3 I THINK I CAN TREAT CORPORATE ROOMMATES AND HALLWAY CRUSH BETTER OKAY
          	
          	I'll be Shawn mendes, they'll be my Camilla Cabello.
          	
          	Did you get the joke. I CAN TREAT YOU BETTER, THAN (S)HE CAN (like. My old self)
          	
          	It's so rushed, that's the problem. It's okay guys, trust<3
          	
          	Idk if you should trust me oh my gosh bro jensndnebdnbfbr
          	
          	Bye y'allskies<3333
          	
          	

Kaizabird

@Kaizabird 
          	  
          	  Is this a safe space to say I've got #167 on nuzi (I think) on hallway crush and make a 67 joke.
          	  
          	  IM MATURE, I PROMISE. I know it's an old joke.
          	  
          	  But like........... Six seven</3
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Kaizabird

Guess who has 1.1k sometimes words for corporate roommates (insert a yum emoji here)
          
          I made lesbian tension<3 and I'm planning a little surprise at the end (nah, it's another pov of somebody, it ain't that big of a deal)
          
          I just gotta edit and add like idk, 2k more words and I'll publish. Like some of the pacing doesn't make sense bro</3
          
          GOSH I MISSED THIS
          
          But like gang, I reread the first chapters of corporate roommates, and GOOD GOLLY BRO. ITS SO MESSY WHAT THE HECK
          
          Like yeah, it's kind of fast paced, but dang bro, how did I get from point a to point b so fast.
          
          LIKE NO WONDER I STOPPED WRITING. I was genuinely so confused.
          
          Like some stuff didn't make sense.
          
          Like from House Party to the chapter before Interview, it was good, okay. I liked it, it's mid but it's okay.
          
          But ever since V got into JC Jenson, MY GOSH BRO WHAT DID I DO (INSERT SOB EMOJIS MAN, IM GRIEVING)
          
          It's okay gang, it's wattpad. I'll be fine. Like, what makes fanfiction delicious is either a hit or miss in the pacing/connecting the dots of plot points 
          
          NO CUZ BEHDNSKAHDBNSKAJ
          
          It's okay. I grew, okay. As a writer. 
          
          I wasn't doing nothing on my long ahh hiatus, okay</3 I THINK I CAN TREAT CORPORATE ROOMMATES AND HALLWAY CRUSH BETTER OKAY
          
          I'll be Shawn mendes, they'll be my Camilla Cabello.
          
          Did you get the joke. I CAN TREAT YOU BETTER, THAN (S)HE CAN (like. My old self)
          
          It's so rushed, that's the problem. It's okay guys, trust<3
          
          Idk if you should trust me oh my gosh bro jensndnebdnbfbr
          
          Bye y'allskies<3333
          
          

Kaizabird

@Kaizabird 
            
            Is this a safe space to say I've got #167 on nuzi (I think) on hallway crush and make a 67 joke.
            
            IM MATURE, I PROMISE. I know it's an old joke.
            
            But like........... Six seven</3
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Kaizabird

Hello my mga kababayans (idk the direct translation for this too, my English speakers, I'm feeling very close to y'all sometimes)
          
          Guess what, I WROTE like idk, FIVE and a quarter (maybe) pages worth of Promises with Tape (like the book I'm working on. Yes I won't shut up about this one. And I'm gonna redo the entire 35 pages I have of the original manuscript)
          
          Hahehdnsnsbaj see gang, I'm so productive. 
          
          It's warm up for Corporate Roommates and hallway crush, okay<3
          
          I WILL GENUINELY RESTART ALL MY DRAFTS TO REFRESH MYSELF BRO
          
          Don't be surprised if I do a pov change to N in corporate roommates (I wanted to keep it single pov with V, but like. Bro. I need to get out of this slump. And let y'all know what's happening with Noah and Venus after their fight)
          
          Or like even in hallway crush, lowkey. Like instead of following Uzi, it's like... N...??? Nah but I like my draft right now though
          
          Anyways goodnight I'm sleepy<3

Kaizabird

Did y'all see the new update for the story types in the writing tab for yalls stories?
          
          ITS SO COOL MAN. And I realized I had so much potential for my books, like fym I thought of that. Like y'all haven't seen what I planned for Corporate Roommates and Hallway Crush, okay....
          
          I WANT TO WRITE SO BAD AGAIN. Fine, I'll go try this week:3 Like... By Sunday. IM GOING TO START A FRESH BLANK CHAPTER AND CONTINUE MY BOOKS
          
          No cuz I genuinely reach flow state everything I write romance with a little mystery on the side
          
          Why can't I do that with my normal book.
          
          Anyways, I'll go send y'all a link for my insta (like I'm still anonymous there don't worry y'all) later cuz that's gonna be my writing............. Account.
          
          Idk, to let y'all know what I'm up to outside of wattpad. And "A Happy Accident". Yeah, I changed the title to Promises With Tape.
          
          In fact, I've got my Google docs open for ts cuz I hate all the chapters I wrote except for chapter 3 (it's unfinished but it's so funny man. Like depressed sarcastic characters will forever be my favourite)
          
          See gang, you'll be my ogs. I already want my dedications when I get published to be "cringe, cry, die, you get the gist" every single time and it's dedicated to y'all (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠)༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽
          
          Idk, I love that catchphrase of mine 
          
          So yah, ILL BE BACK WITH A CHAPTER SUNDAY, OKAY.
          Bye people of the world:DDD

Kaizabird

@xx_xyrielle one, the oilrose obsession is valid. I think that's my first yuri ship, honestly. I didn't expect to like it a lot after making corporate roommates 
            
            Two, YAY. Nice to meet you dude, I'm your next MD writer friend:DD
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xx_xyrielle

@Kaizabird yepp- dw i aint scared i do wanna be friends w a ton of md writers ngl that would just be so kewl
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xx_xyrielle

@Kaizabird it's fine if you lit write anything on it i just need to feed my oilrose obsession.
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Kaizabird

Okay guys, I've got a question
          
          How tall are y'all...
          
          I'm 4'9 at (turning) 15 and I don't think that's normal. Yeah, I've had these thoughts for years, and I'm still praying I grow until I'm at least 5 feet flat at 18 or however long my body is gonna grow 
          
          I'm treating this like a Reddit post what the freak bro
          
          So yeah, how's the weather up there</3 The ground is pretty good down here y'know. It's damp. From my tears.

Maxer_WP17

@ Nay_Bee12  MOMMY??? WTH ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? 
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Nay_Bee12

@Kaizabird I don't know if it's really normal-
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Kaizabird

Guess whose old profile picture is back
          
          Okay so it's summer break at last. I've been making myself write for the past few days to get used to it again and I finally drew something good for the first time in forever 
          
          I've got more time on my hands, I'm less stressed, so time to go back to my job<33 
          I think it's me trying to go to poetic (the ones I've been doing that isn't fanfiction) mode immediately after a big break that's the problem 
          I could go back to my old writing style, but I physically cannot go back bto
          
          But uh yeah, hopefully I'll go back to fanfiction:) PLEASE BEAR WITH ME MY MENTAL HEALTH IS GOING BACK TO NORMAL
          
          Soon. Hopefully. Idk.
          
          man I don't want to be grade 10 yet. BRUDDY I DONT WANNA DO THAT, I DONT WANNA BE SENIOR HIGH IN A YEAR.
          
          Then I'll go to college.
          BRBBRBRBRO</33

Kaizabird

Bro I haven't been writing in ages and it doesn't feel natural to me anymore bro
          
          I tried writing romance, but it felt flat
          I tried writing like normally, it doesn't have soul
          
          This is what character ai does to you. I quit it again a few weeks ago, I'm clean. But yeah, despite it lowkey starting my writing journey, I have to let it go if I don't balance it</3
          
          It's okay, I'm writing. I'm trying. Hopefully I can come back to publishing new chapters, I'm genuinely gonna crash out if I don't 

Kaizabird

@CynsD4rkness1 I love you bro ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ in not a weird way. 
            I miss seeing yalls notifs on yalls reactions on my stories</3333
            I promise man, one day I'll get back into writing
            I don't wanna leave y'all on edge forever
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Mochiberrycookie

@Kaizabird yes, please write again, I miss reading the stories you write 
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Marcelina-112

Heyy I FORGOT to tell u I don't have discord anymore! Sorry for SUCH. Late notice!!

Marcelina-112

@Kaizabird YAHH!!  My laptop drowned and I had to delete discord XDDC, im genderfluid btw now  (she/her they/them DW!!)  i never forgot ya ^^!
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Kaizabird

@Marcelina-112 OH YEAH I REMEMBER YOUUU
            THE TDAC PERSON (idk if you a girly or like a boy. Like don't wanna assume just in case) 
            I was actually wondering what happened to you cuz your account said user not found:/
            BUT HEY YOURE HERE NOW:DDDD
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Marcelina-112

@Kaizabird U do!! Gangle pfp ? I had u on discord when u had a cyn pfp we had a conversation on a fanfic I live in Ireland remember it was an overwhelming story of URS! :3
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Kaizabird

Okay, so... Hello. I am still not quitting, but I wanted to let y'all know I updated a chapter 
          
          I think it's my problem that I have long breaks and do not have fast paced books. But yeah, I am happy I added a few paragraphs in.
          
          Also, did you know the glass rose (the fanfic by nightingale witch on ale) uploaded more chapters. I forgot to read them.
          
          So yeah, bye bye I'm gonna read them now:)
          
          Also did you know Jurassic world lied to you. It should be named Cretaceous world/park because of the amount of dinosaurs from the cretaceous period, and I can only recall one from the Jurassic period, which is the stegosaurus.
          
          Yes, I know there's a show called camp creteceous, but it's not the same.
          
          Like most of the dinosaurs Jurassic park is famous for are the spinosaurs, t rex, mosasaurs, velociraptors (which, by the way should be the size of a modern day Turkey. The movies represent the Utahraptor more in size), Ankylosaurus (the ones in the movies are a specific type which is the Ankylosaurus Magniventris because these ones have the clubs on their tails), and bronchos are from the Cretaceous period.
          
          And the stegosaurus is from the Jurassic period which went extinct before bro even met the light of the next period.
          
          Yes, the ankylosaurs have sub species of some kind.
          
          And yeah, the most famous dinosaurs are from the last period of the dinosaurs before they got wiped out by the meteor in the late Cretaceous period.
          
          Yes, bye bye

Kaizabird

@Kaizabird 
            
            The t rex is also the cousin of a chicken. Like modern day chickens.
            
            And birds are the cousins of dinosaurs. So remember, if you own birds, you own old ahh ancient artifacts. Especially crocodiles. Those are old as heck.
            
            And well, some dinosaurs had feathers. Velociraptors definitely had some. But some also had scales, but some also have a mix of feathers and scales.
            
            And yeah that's it 
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sukasee

Hello there if I May ask do you roleplay ?

sukasee

@Kaizabird ah ok sorry did not know i asked you before
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Kaizabird

@sukasee I think I know your user, I think you asked me the same thing a few months ago HAHA
            
            Regardless, nah bro, I don't:3
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