Kaizabird

Hey so.... Because they said smut between minors is banned.... I just realized I lowk made Uzi and N like
          
          Oh wait no
          They're canonically 18-21
          HAHAHAH IM FREE FROM THE ALLEGATIONS, BISH
          
          Yes wattpad. Scour my account. They are canonically 18-21 years old<3
          
          I rest my case. Thank you

Guys I'm so scared
          
          Why am I getting stuff on my feed that wattpad is banning smut and fanfics 
          
          Is this
          YO THIS MY ENTIRE BRAND 
          Well, the fanfics yeah
          
          Smut, not really. But the rat chapter that became my gimmick does have it so I will ride at dawn if they freaking ban it bro
          
          Also I recommend watching We Live In Time, I sobbed at the ending 
          
          It's such a good movie bro I'm so done with everyone

I have woken from my slumber 
          Okay bye I've been procrastinating social studies far too much 
          
          I hate that subject with a burning passion. Especially my teacher 

https://youtube.com/shorts/pH0n99w0w6o?si=cPUhwRDm1gdPcfX
          
          OILROSE HAHAHEHEVGEJWNA
          OILROSE CANON?

I love the new J short in glitch's channel
          
          My sweet girl has gotten depth and I love that for her. She's so "I like work. But I like my free time a whole lot more" coded 
          

Guys wdym wattpad doesn't save your old conversations in the conversation tab
          
          I'm not okay
          
          I can't find my insane poppy playtime x murder drones theory anymore.

Rmemeber in the glitch inn ad back then and everyone started making theories because of N having the solver in his visor in some frames of the video
          
          Yeah so that's funny
          
          We actually thought he'd be possessed by the solver or something 
          
          I thought that too, it's okay guys</3
          
          Anyways for my new followers, HALLO 
          
          did you know I made a whole ahh theory before of how Elliott mansion was actually the home base or smth for Elliott Ludwig, who is the founder of Poppy Playtime Co. (Like the in-game company. Not the actual devs) 
          
          And since the toys in Playtime Co. Had flesh in their toys, I somehow made a theory that that's why drones were also made
          
          Yeah idk, you can scroll down like 2-3 years ago for it in the conversation tab
          I was kinda not okay bro
          
          Okay bye 

WHO WATCHED EP 9 OF TDAC.
          
          Frick it, if you don't want spoilers, don't read. Okay love y'all<3
          
          
          
          
          
          Listen. I'm so mad Jax's abstraction happened OFF SCREEN. LIKE DAWG. FYM I DIDNT GET TO SEE HIM ACTUALLY CRASH OUT SO BAD THERE. Yeah, he crashed out so much, but I wanted to see him become an abstraction.
          
          And LIKE KNOWING HE DOESNT EVEN WANT TO GO BACK HURT ME SO MUCH.
          
          Okay, I read that abstraction was a metaphor of su!c!de. 
          
          Yeah, I can't blame Jax for wanting to let go of all the regret and pain he caused. He made Ribbit abstract. He made Kaufmo (probably) abstract. He's still holding onto him killing his mother. Of course he would want to forget all about it.
          
          And when he said "I don't want to go" to pomni while they were hugging (I DID NOT WANT TO ACCEPT IT BRO), it just shows that some people don't want to be saved. 
          
          OUCH, GOOSE WORKS.
          
          When I say I want to make psychological stories, including Hallway Crush, I want it to be as deep as this. It hurts so bad in a good way.
          
          BUT IN MY HEART, JAX AND POMNI ARE SAFE AND TOGETHER AND HAPPY. FUNNY BUNNY LIVES ON.
          
          Yes, I just started shipping them since daisy bell episode. Not super to the point I'd write fanfiction, but they're my sweet babes<333 :sob:
          
          Anyways uh yeah bye. I need fanfics to cope 
          
          

Who else says TDAC instead of TADC.
          
          Like.
          
          The amazing digital circus somehow translates to TDAC in my head.
          
          DUDE.
          
          And I say T-d-a-c instead of tehdak
          
          Idk do any of y'all also read LMAO as the full meaning. I just realized that's probably my first time typing that acronym. I never use it so like yeah 
          
          Anywyas bye bye

This is day 2 of being grade 10 
          
          Ehrm
          Idk man, block sections happened and that means my classmates from last year are my classmates again with little to no changes except the advisor and new students 
          
          Guess what, WE ONLY GOT 2 STUDENTS</3
          Dawg. DDDDAAAAWWWGGGG
          
          I mean, those two is a girl and a boy, but only the girl appeared and the guy just didn't appear. I don't even know if he'll be my classmate but okay
          
          AND THAT GUY HAS SUCH A WHITE AHH NAME. Not tryna be racist but like. It's so stereotypical and IM TIRED OF SEEING IT IN BOOKS OKAY. THATS MY REASON
          
          And bros most likely also Filipino anyway so. Yeah.
          
          I DO NOT WANT TO THINK ABOUT LIGHTS OUT (my first dark romance book to try the genre out) AND A MASKED STALKER WHENEVER MY CLASSMATE IS MENTIONED.
          
          Okay. I. I mean, there's his full name and second name, so it's not too bad. BUT THE NICKNAME IS GONNA FRY ME OUT SO BAD AND I HAVENT EVEN MET HIM YET
          
          What am I saying bro, I introduced myself to the girl student as Kaizha (KAYYYYYSHA) "but you can call me Kai"
          
          GANG THATS SO EDGY. IM ACTUALLY SOBBING.
          
          I can't do ts. But. BUT KAI IS SUCH A FIRE NAME OKAY.
          
          Any unisex names are so cool. Like. My absolute favourite is Rory. ITS SO COOL. It can just be Rory OR it can be short for Aurora. LIKE HELLO
          
          FOREVER NEEDING SOMEONE TO CALL ME KAI OKAY
          
          Listen, I wanna be cool too, okay</3 
          
          YALL MY USER NAME IS KAI THE. THEEEEE BIRD. You know. Like. Za. The. Do you get me.........
          
          ITS NOT KAIZA GANG
          No but I still love y'all, call me whatever you want I don't really care. Some people used to call me Bird in discord so
          
          See, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. It's. VERSATILE. It's flexible typa name okay<3333
          
          Okay bye I wanna write doomed one-sided yuri with my ocs. Yes, Kiri is blue, purple, and pink<3 no,  I can say bi, I ain't homophobic, just wanted to state the colours okay
          
          DONT WORRY, VENUS AND JAY ARE GETTING THEIR HAPPY ENDING MY CORPORATE ROOMMATE LOVERS