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[Scene: Han Jisung is sitting on Santa Claus’s lap at the mall. Santa looks amused but slightly overwhelmed by Han’s energy.]
Santa: Ho ho ho! And what would you like for Christmas, young man?
Han Jisung: [dramatically grabs Santa’s hand] Santa, please. I need you to understand the gravity of this situation.
Santa: [chuckles] Alright, tell me. What's so important?
Han Jisung: [leans in, whispering like it's a top-secret mission] I need a year's supply of snacks. Specifically, honey butter chips. And ramyeon. Like, a lot of ramyeon. Enough to build a fort.
Santa: [trying not to laugh] A fort made of ramyeon? That’s quite the request.
Han Jisung: [eyes wide] Santa, listen. I’m a growing idol. The stress is real. Food is my coping mechanism. If I don’t have snacks, I might start eating my members' snacks. And that’s how wars start, Santa.
Santa: [pretending to be concerned] We definitely wouldn’t want a snack war among Stray Kids. Anything else?
Han Jisung: Oh, absolutely. I also need—wait for it—a puppy. A fluffy one. Preferably one that looks at me like I’m the main character of a K-drama.
Santa: A puppy AND snacks? That’s quite the list. Anything for your fans?
Han Jisung: Oh, right, right! For STAYs... [pauses dramatically] ...endless happiness and good Wi-Fi. Because how else will they stream our music videos, Santa? Think bigger!
Santa: [laughs] You’re quite the entertainer, aren’t you? I’ll see what I can do. But you know, you also have to be on the nice list for all this.
Han Jisung: [gasps in mock offense] Santa! How could you doubt me? I’m the nicest! Ask anyone. Well… don’t ask Changbin hyung, but anyone else for sure!
Santa: [laughing harder now] Alright, alright. I’ll take your word for it. Merry Christmas, Jisung.
Han Jisung: [hops off Santa's lap, strikes a pose] Merry Christmas, Santa! And remember, snacks save lives!
Santa: [shaking his head, smiling] This is why I love my job.