KakyoinBxby

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Imagine fucking dying 

KakyoinBxby

I have an announcement to make: 
          My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
          
          And also I JUST SHOVED A BAG OF JELLY BEANS UP M-

PerhapsFaris

On Easter my brother force-fed me a black jelly bean
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orange_enthusiast

@KakyoinBxby interesting. I just ate two dirt flavored jelly beans back to back and im still trying to recover from that awful taste 
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ichiism

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@KakyoinBxby MOTHER FUCKER IM TRYING TO WRITE THIS SMUT WITHOUT STOPPING EVERY SECOND AND RETHINKING LIFE AND THIS REALLY JUST MADE ME PAUSE-
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