I WAS ONLY FIVE YEARS OLD I LOVE SHREK SO MUCH ONE NIGHT I WAS PRAYING TO SHREK AND MY DAD BURST INTO MY ROOM HE CALLS ME A FAGGOT BUT I COULDN'T CARE LESS HE SENT ME TO BED WHILENI WAS IN BED CRYING I FELT A BIG HAND TOUCH ME ...... IT WAS SHREK I WAS SO EXCITED SHREK PICKED ME UP AND STARTED FILLING ME WITH HIS OGRE JUICE AFTER THAT HE FLEW OUT THE WINDOW AS I LIE THERE PAINFULLY BUT HAPPY ...... SHREK IS LOVE I SAY SHREK IS LIFE