Hi im kalista/karisu, im polysexual, a proud fanfiction author, and "mother" of 2 (they are pets byt i will adopt actual children when i can legally be a parent) im probably single im not really to sure my wife/ex-wife tried to divorce me do to personal matters. 
And before your ask yes i am high on something most of the time that something has still yet to be identified (mom and fbi agent plz chill im not actually high on anything its internet humor) 
I play minecraft, obey me, harvest town, and love niki because yes. Im tired most of the time and am constantly sick wich is nice and if you try to start a war with me i and at least 6 others will stomp your neecaps backwards, grind them up and give them to someone who will sell it as crack. Take your finger privileges, or remove your neko neko necaps. So trolls be warned