I live in Narnia.  My favorite animal is a Bacon Hawk. My favorite color is Dollar Tree green. My favorite cuss word is dick. I know its not a real cuss word but i use it to replace fuck. I have pogonophobia (which is fear of beards). When i was 3 i got a pet unicorn and named it Jeff. When i was 10...Jeff died :(. I tried to flush him down the toilet but he didn't fit. I love The Vampire Diaries. I wish i was a vampire. Or a mermaid. Whats a vampire and a mermaid put together? A vampmaid? Or a merpire? I was born in the wrong country. I want to live in England. I want to have an English accent. Or Irish. Or English. Or Australian. Or English. Or Italian. Or English. Ya i think im gonna go with English. IF YOUR A VAMPIRE OR YOU KNOW HOW TO CHANGE ME INTO A MERMAID, MY NAMES KALLIE SMITH. ADD ME ON FACEBOOK AND FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @Moo_Cow_Meow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!