Kam_4eva

Ok so I keep seeing these PJOxEPIC animations and fanart and fics and stuff, so i've decided I want to share my take on who i think everyone would be, and maybe a few changes to their personalities and such 
          
          (some of these may sound far fetched but you gotta trust me on this one bro)
          
          Odysseus: Nico (now I see all these percabeth/odypen parallels which I agree exist!! I js have my own take on this AU/crossover) (so obvi the mum is maria)
          Penelope: Will (obvi)
          Telecomunications: Meg (trust me on this)
          Athena: Annabeth
          Poseidon: Percy (yeah ik he doesnt hate Nico, but if he hurt Tyson well...)
          Polyphemus: Tyson (but bigger)
          Hermes: Leo (js trust the process)
          Eurylochus: Bianca
          Polites: Jason
          Calypso: Racheal (BUT in this "calypso" takes the self-love route and by the time nico talks to racheal abt everything they js become close instead of...yk what happens in the odyssey-)
          Tiresias: Luke (again guys u gotta see the vision)
          Apollo: Either Lester or Kayla, (is it off limits to have "Apollo" as Apollo?)
          Ares: Clarisse
          Aphrodite: Silena (yes sue me I ship clarina)
          Hephaestus: Charlie (beckendorf) (u guys see where I'm going with this?)
          Hera: Reyna (she lives purely to spite "zeus" and obvi acts like herself)
          Zeus: tbh idrk, like Nero honestly, thats all I can think of coz who else spites and hates Nico, NYX???)
          
          Uhh... whos left?
          OH yeah Argos is most definitely Peaches if Teletubby is Meg
          
          
          Yeah I think thats all on my PJOxEPIC au thanks for listening to me rant

HAPPY BRITHDAY @Haikyuu_is_gay_bitch Hope ur having/had a great birthday!

GUYSSS sorry I havent been online recently BUT I GOT A HELIX!!!!!!!!

Me coz all of my favourite webtoons update on the same day so I have to wait ages for others to update: ✌️😔

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          I JUST FOLLOWED U AND READ UR PROFILE LOLLLL IM OMNI (preference to girls and YES im a girl) AND DEMIGIRLLLLLLLLLL

OK GUYS WTF ARE THESE NEW UPDATES???? LIKE APPRENTLY WATTPAD IS BANNING FANFICTION??? ISNT IT A FANFIC SITE??!?!
          
          
          Im so confused omgs ToT

If u see this go down like three for the rant lol

ANYGAYS have a great morning/afternoon/night!!!

ANyway part two:
          
          We got to my little brothers religion part:
          
          I got to ask him whats his religion, him being 8 says "what does that mean?" I got to respond "Well, it's what God/gods/being/other you worship or believe in, and some people believe in none" and while I was saying this, mum reaches over and presses the "Anglican church" button.
          
          I unpress it and say "Why would you press that? he's not christian"
          "Yeah but he's to young for that so just pick mine"
          "*little brothers name*, do you believe in God and Jesus?"
          "nope"
          "do you believe in anything else?"
          "no"
          "Ok, (to mum) he doesnt have to pick anything"
          (AND SHE HAS THE AUDACITY TO SAY)
          "yeah but you want to go with mummys right?" (to little brother)
          
          AGAIN, THATS A FORM OF RELIGION PUSHING YEAH?? IM NOT INSANE?>? Anyway he said that he didnt believe in anything so I put down no religion. Then after I had a shower I spoke to mum abt how thats not alright, and even if she is joking, people could take it as serious, and how that *little brother* is just a kid, and if he thinks that being Christian will make mummy happy, he will do that and think he has to do that or she'll be sad or angry. I may or may not have projected myself when saying that part...heh. Anyway she kept deflecting but I think I got some of it thru to her.
          
          
          But I have ground to stand on abt this right? Like when she was joking abt MY religion, and MY Gods, I was super pissed, like I'm not the only one right?

GUH I just told my family (well really js my mum coz dad wasnt really listening and my little brother doesnt understand) about how I believe in the greek gods, the conversation went like this:
          
          "Hey, what did you write for religion?" (abt the census)
          "Oh I did Hellenism"
          "...Whats that?"
          "Worshipping the Greek Gods.."
          "Oh, so not worshipping Hell?"
          (atp I was thinking "not every religion revolves around Christianity [hell is only bad coz of christianity] and I was thinking abt how there are valid religions that may revolve around that topic [aka Satanism {idk much abt it pls dont slime me I'm not tryna be rude}] and how that it shouldn't matter WHAT Hellenism means, and that she should still love me anyway)
          (me speaking) "No, it's worshipping the Greek Gods like Athena and Apollo etc.."
          "And theyre disciples of Jesus"
          (no mum, they are not, that is a form, however small, of religion pushing)
          "No, they are not. Mum, thats religion pushing."
          "ah it's fine, js go onto the next question"
          
          
          Like, I'm not going crazy she IS doing a form of religion pushing yes? and assuming that Hellenism was abt the "evil" (QUOTE UNQUOTE) side of Christianity IS a one-track mind, no? idk man