A-Certified-Winion

GUYSSS!!! I am a participant in a writing competition, and we need more people to join! So if you're interested, even a LITTTLE bit, here's the link, and if not, advertising would also be appreciated.
          
          Of course you don't have to join if u don't want to, but it would be appreciated!
          
          Here's the linkkk:
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1609969725-jaz%27s-writing-competition-1-announcing

HELP my mum walked in to the bathroom when I was USING IT and asked me to open a glass container of minced garlic (┬┬﹏┬┬) And I thought the bathroom was meant to be the only place I wouldn't be harassed by my family)
          
          (safe to say I didn't open it till after)

f4f, love?

ALSO guys ask more questions in the QnA book! there's only like one so far-

GUYS I GOT TO 100 FOLLOWERS!! Well 101-, HOW TF DID THAT HAPPEN?? TYY <333
          
          So anyway, I'm going to put up a QnA book, ask as many as you would like, and I'll probably check up in a few days to answer them all at once!
          
          Have a great day/afternoon/night!

Guys, I think I'm a bit to obsessed with the golden retriever x black cat (and anything close) 
          
          Evidence 1: some of my fav ships 
          
          1) Will x Nico (solangelo) (HoO & TSATS)
          2) Keefe x Tan (Kam) (Kotlc)
          3) Brandon x Nikolai (idk the ship name-) (God of Fury)
          4) Ranpo x Poe (Ranpoe) (BSD)
          5) Vinnie x Elias (forgot ship name) (WTS on wattpad)
          6) Adora x Catra (Catradora) (She-Ra)
          7) Will x Mike (Byler) (Stranger Things)
          8) Nick and Charlie (do they have one-? they're just "Nick and Charlie") (Heartstopper)
          
          
          
          YES THEY'RE ALL GAY AND LESBIAN SUE MEEEE

GUYS HELP My boy best friend is coming with us camping, coz my little brother is gonna have like three different friends and their families, and I'm not hanging out with a bunch of 7-10 year olds. Anyway he's gay with a capitol G and has a crush on a guy at his school, and I'm the most raging lesbian you could meet, peak friendship am I right? Well, my dad reckons he's in love with me.
          
          
          Like, when we were first friends back in yr 5 (woah I js realised how long we've known eachother), dad thought he was in love with me, and now, that HE KNOWS my best firend is gay, he STILL thinks I'm his crush, and that he's playing the long game or smth.
          
          
          WHAT?!?!? And he was completly fine with me sharing beds with my other best friend (who is a girl) while knowing I'm a lesbian, and she's straight, and that nothing would ever happen between us coz she likes men, but he doesnt want me to even SHARE A TENT with my guy best friend, WHO ALSO LIKES MEN (KEEP IN MIND I AM NOT ONE (┬┬﹏┬┬) ) COZ HES IN LOVE WITH ME?!?!
          
          
          
          Idk what my dad is on, but its smth strong alr

HEY GUYS!!! So one of my friends is hosting a writing competition! I'm going in, and I'm telling you so you could join to! 
          
          Her user is @WritingWithJazAndBoo
          and the link to the book is https://www.wattpad.com/1609969725-jaz%27s-writing-competition-1-announcing
          
          (you may have to copy and past the link into a tab if it doesnt work)
          
          Anyway hopefully you guys participate or just come to support!
          
          (TWO MORE FOLLOWERSSS)

I had netball grading today!!! I HAD TO PLAY FIVE OUT OF SIX GAMES IN A ROW I ALMOST KMS *deep breath* anyway I also had swimming carnaval b4hand so i have a bunch of blisters on my feet, and I'm getting my braces fitting (finally) on wednesday.... I'M SO TIREDDDDD
          
          
          Anyway how was ya'lls days?

Jacking up on snacks to attempt to read the famous byler fic on ao3 for the first time in one sitting guys wish me luck