I'M KARKAT. NOT KARKITTY. KARKAT K-A-R-K-A-T. GOT IT? OKAY. IF YOU HATE ON ME, GAMZEE OR ANY OF MY BITCHES I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. GOT IT? AND DON'T PICK ON JOHN OK? THAT LITTLE FUCK HAS ENOUGH PROBLEMS ALREADY HOLY SHIT. 

AND! HAHA YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS ALL? HAH NOPE. MY MORAILS HAVE ACCOUNTS THESE ARE THEM: ALICECRIMSON (SHES MINE BACK OFF) IAMDAVESTRIDER, IAMDIRKSTRIDER AND JOHN_EGDERP10 AND JUST A WARNING JOHN_EGDERP10 AND IAMDAVESTRIDER ARE BOYFRIENDS/MATESPRITS SO THEY ARE TAKEN AND ALICECRIMSON IS TO. IAMDIRKSTRIDER IS A LONELY DOUCHMUFFIN GO FLIRT WITH HIM.