TheResidentDemon

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Eeeeeeeey what's good my fellow Knight of Blood 
          
          (heads up we got an egderp tryna prank ya watch the fuck out)

malfunctioningEgoist

@TheResidentDemon its ok if egloser tries to prank him. Im his one true love and I, with my curagousnesusm shall smite thou evil doer with my smiting evil doers blade. I shalt then kneel before my husbando, head of ferocious prankster in toe, and be blessed with thy sweet lips apon each blossoming cheek. We shalt then create children I shall name after the sweet curses spewing from my loves tender loving lips as he lays our eggs.
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animllover320

HI KARKAT!!!! THIS IS SO COOL!!!! Why the hell am I so damn hyper? I didn't even have any soda. By the way, red blood is the best blood. Hmmm... do I wanna say anything else... I think that's it. Until next time, fearless beta troll leader

malfunctioningEgoist

Karkat, I am. In love love with you
          
          I want to run away with you and randavouze on the eiffle tower.
          
          No, mount. Everest 
          
          No, in a maid cafe!!!! 
          
          Be my one true love forever and ever 
          
          Be my husbando 
          
          (we can watch romcoms and ill cook you high class meals) 
          (dont say youre not gay cuz youre obviously a troll)
          (just say yes bb)