Yo.
HAPPY MOTHERFUCKIN' VALENTINES DAY TO YOU BLIND MOTHERFUCKERS! ;D
As for me...
HAPPY SELF AWARENESS DAY.
I'm single.
BUT I DON'T NEED A PARTNER.
All I need is food.
Fooooooooooooooooooood...
By the way, I called you all blind because you guys think of Valentines Day as a time to hang out with your love, so you're blinded by love, when really...
Valentines Day is the day Valentine died because he performed stuff that's apparently "not allowed" in the past yet almost no one knows about it or talks about it.
THEY'RE ALL BLINDED BY LOVE.
But the past is in the past, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY BITCH.