"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
-Albert Einstein

"I stepped on a CornFlake....
Now I'm a cereal killer"
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*Me* "I wonder why deja vu happens, I'll check wikipedia"
10 mins pass

20 mins pass

*Me* "Why am I reading about the origins of Scandinavian Death Metal?"

NEVER TRUST WIKIPEDIA
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" I am not insulting you..... 
     I'm simply describing you"

"Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
sincerely, Opportunist"
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