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TOWER OF GOD HAS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE

PLEASE NOTE: i like coconuts :D

"I am not afraid of commitment. I commit to things all the time. It's following through on those commitments that I take issue with." ~ Bojack Horseman

"Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice." ~ Todd Sanchez

"The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead." ~ Mr. Peanutbutter

"Yeah, I ate them all in one sitting because I have no self-control, and I hate myself." ~ Bojack Horseman, again

"I need to go take a shower so I can't tell if I'm crying or not." ~ Once again, Bojack Horseman

"Not understanding that you're a horrible person doesn't make you less of a horrible person." ~ Bojack Horseman, obviously

"I just spent 6 hours playing with fonts? Holy shit!" ~ So many fucking BH quotes

"I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." ~ Do I really have to say who it is? .... Bojack Horseman.

Stuff about me:

Age - OVER 9000

Name - Unspecified

Gender - WHATEVER I WANT WHENEVER I WANT

Birthday - October 24th 6984 B.C.E.

Favorite Color - GREEN LIKE BEASTBOY (I also like orange)

Favorite Anime: FMA, FMA;B, HxH, Kamisama Kiss, Nana, Drrr!!!, etc.

FORM VOLTRON!!!!!

P.S. I love musicals and asian dramas...I also watch Miraculous and IDC that it's for 7 year olds! NO ANTIS

My Other Social Media:

Instagram - @nerdyturtle3_3

Snapchat -
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