@kaytee671 *epic batman voice* Haha, that's what Rachel said, too, but she left me for Harvey. I'LL GET YOU TWO-FACE. With you and you're- I'll die a hero, I PROMISE YOU I WILL. I won't become a villain like you. *narrows eyes towards the night sky as the wind makes the cape wave*
Alfred: Master Wa-
Me: NO! Alfred, don't say my real name. She doesn't know my true identity. *heroic pose*
Alfred: Sorry, Master Wa-
Me: ALFRED!
Alfred: Sorry, sir.
Boy Wonder: Wellll... You kinda tell your secret identity to every girl you meet... *mimics batman* Oh hey there, I'm Batman. Fall in love with me now. *stops mimicking and stares at batman who stares back*
Alfred: *whispers quietly* nananananananana BATMAN!
O.O that actually happened... I was there... And yes random citizen, you may have a picture of me with you! Or you with me... Either way! That picture! *looks around frantically* WHERE'D SHE GO?!
Boy Wonder: Uh, Batman... You realize she's already clung to you... Right? She said she'd never let-
Me: Riiiiggghhhtt.... *looks down at you* if you let go of me we can get that picture...
You: *whispers with wide eyes* I'll never let you go....
Me: uhh... This definitely has nothing to do with you, but... I have this strange feeling of uncomfor-
You: *cuts me off midsentence* ssshhhhh... let it happen... Just let it happen...
Me: O.O