I always dreamed of being Spider-Man's wife while secretly hooking up with Batman. But then Joker came along, and suddenly, toxic relationships were all the rage.

Throw in a Hellraiser obsession and way too many hours of therapy, and here I am-spilling my love for twisted dynamics, sharp scenes, and guts (literally) onto paper.

Because what else do you do when you're pushing forty?

Naturally, Deadpool had to star in my first fanfiction. After bingeing all the comics (again), I jumped into writing about my favorite antihero. Mostly because he's my twisted obsession, but also because my husband spits out Deadpool-level bullshit on a daily basis.

When I'm not getting lost in dark humor and twisted love stories, you'll find me switching between funny cat videos and thirsting over masked tactical types. And if you think I shy away from reality, think again. I don't flinch at Cargo 200 clips. Balance, right?