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Random out of nowhere incorrect quotes Featuring fandoms I'm in Original works And my school
Max: Where are you going?
Thomas: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
Briar: Are you a cuddler?
Victor: I'm a machine of death and destruction.
Briar:
Victor: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.
Kate: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
Krista: Did you hear that!? Elizabeth just threatened to destroy my lego AT-AT!
Tommy: ...You just threatened to kill them in their sleep.
Jeremy: Don't worry, I have a few guns up my sleeves.
Jennifer: You mean tricks?
Jeremy, shaking a small armory out of their sleeves: I did not.
Victor: Did it hurt when you fell-
Wilbur: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Victor: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Wilbur: ...
Victor: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Henry: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.
Sophia: Henry, NO!
Victor, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Victor, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Victor: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.
Thomas, at Coraline's funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone: Of course. *They leave*
Thomas, leaning over Coraline′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Coraline: Yeah, no shit