After moving on from my teenage rampage, it seems I forgot all about THIS place. My sister who is a high school freshman showed me some funny looking poems that she wrote and I remembered I used to write awkward stuff like that, just... creepier, and then actually post them here.
After laughing my ass off with the stuff I had written, I decided to leave them here, as a reminder for others that might stumble upon them that WEIRD SHIT GOES THROUGH YOUR HEAD IN PUBERTY.
Worry not, we all go through this phase, people!

I hope my sister works up the courage to read these, too. Although embarrassing much, I hope she'll stop showing me her equally awkward poems then. Just kidding, I love you Joe!