Well it looks like you've landed yourself on... THE MOST AMAZING PROFILE EVER TO ROAM THIS INTERNET *gasp* I know. It's a lot to take in. Sit down if you must.. because. you're about to READ SOME OF THE MOST ASTONISHING THINGS EVER! Well I say that... but. Anywho.

This incredible about me... will be done... by... bY.... BY.....@TomDaleyTheSecond

Katie is one pretty damn amazing person (I'm more amazing. Katie comes after me :P) 

Katie is my best friend. YOU MESS WITH HER AND YOU'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME! I WILL FEED YOU LEMONS, CHAINSAW YOUR EARS OFF, FEED THEM TO A DOG, SPRAY ACID IN YOUR EYES AND THEN FEED THE REST OF YOU TO SHARKS! AM I UNDERSTOOD!:!?!?!?!? Yes? Good. 

You should definitely check out Katie's story. Published story material I tell you. Had me in tears. LITERALLY!

Hmmm... what else to say. 

I've made this about me really strange. Sorry Katie!
I need a nickname for Katie. Hmmm... Nickname *strokes imaginary beard*
:O I'VE GOT ONE!!! No. No I don't. 
GOD DAMN YOU NICKNAME! APPEAR ALREADY! 
I'll stick with Katie for now. I'll think of one later.

That sexy beast in the profile picture... is in fact katie... minus the mustache xD

Well I think I'm going to wrap this up *rolls up profile* hahahhaahaha xD I'm kidding

Well this is the last thing I say before I depart *holds a sad pose* Well technically I'm not departing. So that made no sense xD

YOU BETTER FAN THIS AMAZING PERSON! OR I WILL FIND YOU! LITERALLY! (don't know how... BUT I WILL)

That's all I have to say. TOODLE PIP GUYS!