Wake up at 11:30
Feeling like a bag of shit 
(oh no!)
All my clothes are dirty, so I'm smelling like a bag of shit
Go to pour my coffee, and I miss my cup
OMG, that is just my luck
Look in the mirror say: 
"What's up you useless fuck?"

Are you feeling what I'm feeling?
I haven't had a shower in the last nine days 
(ah, ah)
Staring at the ceiling and waiting for this feeling go away
But it won't go away!

I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit 
(tell us what you feeling)
Well I feel like shit

Feeling like a saggy, massive sack of shit 
(oh shit)

Big 'ol motherfucking duffel bag of shit 
(oh shit)

All day, all shit
I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit 
(tell us what you feeling)
I'm feeling like shit