bitches

im not dead I swear
          
          
          ive been in the hospital for a while

guys i think I just found a bone in my bean

James: You look tired
          
          Violet: Yeah, Clem kept me up last night
          
          *last night*
          
          Clem: *standing in a corner chanting*
          
          James: Yeah, Louis kept me up too
          
          *last night*
          
          Louis: *wearing a ghost costume in a corner* SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME-
          
          
          why did I make this

I just had a nightmare and I'm fucking terrified holy shit
          it went something like this:
          
          *Clem runs into a room and hits the hall*
          
          Violet: Holy shit, are you ok?
          
          Clem: NO
          
          Vi: Why?
          
          Clem: HE'S COMING
          
          Vi: Wha-
          
          *Gabe floats down the hallway in a t-pose with glowing eyes*
          
          Gabe: I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME CLEMENTINE
          
          Vi: oh god
          
          Gabe: FUCK ME-

'Dad, why did you do that?'
          
          'Well, they were trying to escape. I was only doing what I had to.'
          
          'Can you really blame them? This place isn't exactly heaven.'
          
          'They're protected here! I'm only keeping them safe.'
          
          'They're not safe, dad! They're suffering!'

Twdg as things that have happened in my life:
          
          
          Mitch: Guys, I'm trying to be straightforward here-
          
          Louis: Well I know things will all 'pan out'
          
          Aasim: I'm beauty, I'm grace, I'm hella ace
          
          Gabe: Oh shit, I'm gonna fail the test, better get up that 'gay point average'
          
          Clementine: Can I be included in this conversation? I'm all bi myself over here
          
          Violet: *jumps on to lunch table* IM G A Y -
          
          
          *Everyone is in class*
          
          Minerva: *flips over Sophie's desk*
          
          Sophie: *falls out of chair* THIS IS WHY MOM DOESNT FUCKING LOVE YOU
          
          Minerva: *wheezing*
          
          Marlon: *rocking in a corner*
          
          Louis: What's wrong?
          
          Marlon: I just saw two gays holding hands, it was to cute for my wellbeing
          
          Louis: It couldn't have been THAT cute-
          
          *Vi and Clem walk past them holding hands*
          
          Louis:....I spoke to soon-

Does anyone remember spaghettios? Like, they were THE SHIT when I was younger and now it's like they just disappeared from existence...
          
          MANDELA EFFECT?

can i join you and sip tea in hell

Lmao I was so fucking bored at school today that I made up a whole fucking au where Mitch is Carver's son wtf

violentine isn't just a ship.
          
          it's a religion.
          
          [insert T pose]
          
          (but bitch you hurt louis i hurt you ok great glad we're friends)