Kat

Lol watching cute boys run by and blushing af. I think I see my girl crush tho ;-;  btw did y’all like the ending of chapter five of BLA? :3

*when you just posted a super depressing thing of your book...*
          
          
          *AND YOU GET A WATTPAD NOTIFICATION.*

We had a huge thunder storm here so I called my friend...
          
          A few minutes later I started singing Wish You Liked Girls.
          
          And he said my singing voice was good even though I don’t like it.
          
          This mother-

Gonna start making my personalities/OCs in gachalife and posting them in the Eddsworld oneshots book...
          
          Btw I’m gonna make another and not shit posts in there 

Ok so this is an rp type thing if ya wanna continue this or smthing 
          
          Just msg me :3 
          
          And just add in your ship to go along with Tord lmao
          
          
          ALSO.
          
          13+???
          
          MAYBE??
          
          And c/n is crushes name
          
          So you’re in your room, talking to a friend over your phone while playing a competitive game.
          
          “Ha! Told you I’d win!” You shout, laughing at your victory. You could just hear your friend roll their eyes! 
          
          “Yeah, well if I wasn’t distracted by all that MOANING, maybe I would’ve won!” They say, playful annoyance clearly in their voice. You pause.
          
          “Moaning?” You ask. You weren’t asking them, but as you took off your headphones, you realized they were right. There WAS moaning!
          
          “I’ll be right back.” You say, a slight worry in your voice. You hang up and make your way down the hallway, the moaning getting louder and louder. Finally you stop at Tord’s room. You take a deep breath, and slam the door open.
          
          
          “TORD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!” You suddenly shout, covering your eyes with one hand. You slowly peek out from behind your fingers and cover your hands with your mouth.
          
          The Norwegian in question was standing there, jacking off to -insert 1 of the guys here for your fav ship with Tord-‘s picture!
          
          
          “OH MY GOD. (C/N)!” You shout, running down the hallway, Tord’s protests following you.
          
          “(C/N!) (C/N!)”
          
          
          You find him in the living room -either trying to animate, drinking Smirnoff, or staring at himself in the mirror-.
          
          “Yeah, (Y/n?)” He asks, looking up at you.
          
          “I SAW TORD....” Your voice trails off as out of the corner of your eye, you see the embarrassed but mortally annoyed Norwegian. He tackles you, and (C/n) gasps as you two roll around on the floor.
          
          And then...
          
          
          Dm me if ya wanna continue this
          
          
          Also it’s scary I can think of this lmao.

I was watching eddsworld vines and memes when out of nowhere i heard !PING! so i stopped what i was doing and saw the notification....Thank you for following me!

I’m quite concerned.
          
          
          I have like 840 reads on my oneshot book, and every time I ffffricken *cAtches myself befo i curse* post on that book I get like 5 seconds later there’s like a sudden vote and I’m like
          
          
          “What.”
          
          
          “how.”
          
          “THAT FFFFRRRRIIICCKEN BOOK ONLY HAS LIKE 17 OR SOMETHIN ACTUAL PARTS. H O W ? !”
          
          
          UwU
          
          
          I’m actually surprised but super happy that this is getting super popular. There’s like 160 until I get 1k! X33
          
          
          Idk why I made this
          
          
          Just don’t kill me for the Broken Little Angels book getting about 1k words a chapter ;_;

I feel like this only happens to me but.
          
          I was up at like one in the morning last night just finishing up reading Echo's ask blogs, and I look up in the corner, there's a notification.
          
          
          
          I'm like "Oh, someone probably voted on some of my old crap."
          
          
          AND IT'S A COMMENT.
          
          I'M ON MY KINDLE.
          
          11 AT NIGHT.
          
          
          For those of you who don't know, I love replying to comments and interacting with people who read my crap.
          
          
          Yeah.
          
          
          "That's enough Wattpad for Tonight then!"

I just added 15 thousand more books to my reading list and I’m so not sorry bc I’m pretty sure I put some Tomtord ones in there
          
          I still have a shit eating grin whenever I read Tomtord books and idk why-

Is it bad I can imagine Tom shoving Edd into Matt for a kiss and they instead fall on top of each other, and while Tom is dying of laughter Tord throws something at him, yanks Matt up, and just makes out with him right then and there?
          
          I don’t think this is okay xd