FANFICTION
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You say yogurt I say stuff with bits
You say shut up I say shad app
You say fuck I say fire truck 
You say diamond axe I say Betty
You say dat ass I say dat axe
You say fish I say feish 
You say boy I say boi
You say drink I say bevs
Normal girls want to marry Princes, we want to marry killers
Normal girls play dress up, we cosplay
Normal girls eat ice-cream when depressed, we eat cheesecake
Normal girls wouldn't ever go into the woods at night, we go searching for Slenderman
Normal girls freak out over a broken nail, we freak out over a broken knife
Normal girls ask why did you do that?, we say you've met a terrible fate haven't you?
Normal girls say Pinkie Pie,we say Pinkamena
Normal girls say Fluttershy,we say Butchershy