Hiii

it was my birthday yesterday ✨

hmmmmm

Just a reminder that you don’t purchase Hot Pockets, you purchase Cold Pockets and make them Hot Pockets. 

Itsssss my birthday 

Marijuana is legal and getting a haircut is against the law. It took half a century, but it’s over. The hippies won.

Imagine a horror book in brail built with semi-sharp objects in the scary parts to physically scare the reader

Shower sex hits different in prison 

Hello!! I just wanted to thank you for following me!! If you have a chance please feel free to check out my book Bad Boys ❤️

Okay, so I've never seen any of the Terminator movies, but Terminator: Genisys was on last night, so I decided to watch it. I had nothing better to do since I was sick and stuck in bed all day. Never have I ever been so surprised. Matt Smith, as in the 11th Doctor in Doctor Who, in Terminator??? I loved that movie so much and it was totally worth it only getting 4 hours of sleep.