Hello to the people who have the decency to waste a minute of their life reading this. I write in my spare time, despite taking forever to come up with a decent storyline that people would actually bother look at ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  (I'm seventeen, I got a life. Although I wrote my rant story when I was like fourteen)
Check out these people. They are Sexy Beasts.
@Radioactive2000: She's unbelievably Sexy. 
@IamMockingJay: This guy is a flawless human being. At least you won't be throwing your life away if you check his page out.
Note: Bewhere, these people are so sexy that everything they create (including their stories) are so exceptionally beautiful you will be glued to them. Just a word of warning, it happened to me until I got over myself so I became immune. Don't take this notice for granted!
Thanks timewasters :)

P.S The humans depicted in the background picture are radical  humans. If you don't know who those people are read a fucking history textbook peasant.