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KAYLEEEEEEEEEEE

My mom: “Empty the dishwasher.”
          Me: Okay. *empties my portion* “Do I have to do Kelsey’s (my sister) part too?”
          My mom: “Yes, she has a lot of homework to do. I’ll help you, though.” *comes over* *puts one item away* *sits back down on the couch and makes me do the rest*

Me: *casually singing “Work From Home” by Fifth Harmony*
          My mom: What are you singing?
          My sister: “Work From Home” by Fifth Harmony
          My mom: Who is that?
          My sister: A girl group
          My mom: Would I approve?
          My sister: No. All of their songs are annoying anyway
          My mom: What is the message of the song?
          My sister: I don’t know
          My mom: Usually when people are talking about “working it”, they are talking about what they can do sexually with the lower half of their body. I don’t want you singing songs like that.
          
          Bitch-

UGH I AM SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF LIVING WITH THE MOST TRANSPHOBIC FAMILY ALIVE. WHY IS IT THEIR FUCKING BUSINESS WHAT PEOPLE WEAR OR WHAT GENDER THEY ARE? IT ISN’T “WRONG” AND IT DOESN’T MAKE THEM FUCKING ABNORMAL. I WISH THEY WOULD GET THAT THROUGH THEIR FUCKING HEADS. SORRY, IM REALLY MAD RN

When you have braces nothing hurts worse than getting hit in the mouth.

OMG My history teacher Never. Wears. His. Fucking. Mask. And I just wanna *insert man emoji* *insert fist emoji*

I just listened to a bettyxAll Too Well mashup and I- help...

the fact that all the Riverdale accounts are following you: 

This is super random so you don’t gotta read if you don’t wanna:
          
          UGHH I hate my science teacher. No valid reason. I just hate her. The most valid reasons I can come up with is that she gives us way too much work, she talks too much, she does that annoying tongue clicking after she says okay, and she says okay like “okuy” sort of like someone doing a really bad British accent. This is super random so I’m sorry if I wasted your time.

also istg if u do not update our song i will pull a mykael and literally be dryer than the arizona desert when we text