KaylinRBoyd

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Lords and ladies, gods and goddesses, as always, during dark midwinter, we join together despite our differences, to share our stories, honor our past, and to dream of a bright and shiny new dawn. But, this year is different, because… because, with the return of the sun- It’s not just the dawn of a new year, but a new age! The Age of Aquarius is upon us. The return of Albian! It is a time, not to dream of change, but to effect change. So eat, drink, and be merry, for there’s no better night to do it than on the longest night of the year. And then tomorrow, awake, arise into a brave new world with the worst fucking hangover you’ve ever had! Happy Yule!

KaylinRBoyd

this message may be offensive
Lords and ladies, gods and goddesses, as always, during dark midwinter, we join together despite our differences, to share our stories, honor our past, and to dream of a bright and shiny new dawn. But, this year is different, because… because, with the return of the sun- It’s not just the dawn of a new year, but a new age! The Age of Aquarius is upon us. The return of Albian! It is a time, not to dream of change, but to effect change. So eat, drink, and be merry, for there’s no better night to do it than on the longest night of the year. And then tomorrow, awake, arise into a brave new world with the worst fucking hangover you’ve ever had! Happy Yule!

KaylinRBoyd

“So, that’s our gentleman’s agreement, then? You throw me a bone every now and again, and dangle a carrot in front of me to make me feel better, and in return, I don’t spread your ashes all the way from HD1 to Timbuktu? No. Hope isn’t enough anymore. You won’t be able to crawl back from the place I’ll send you. Do you understand?”

KaylinRBoyd

Hangover Pills. Prescribed by Dr. Sleep for Damien “Fucking” Parker.
          
          Use- Completely relieves all headaches, muscular pain, nausea, light sensitivity, liver-damage, and any other drinking or drug-related symptoms. Take one capsule per bender.
          
          Warning- Doesn’t fix alcohol or drug-induced blackouts, or anything you might have said or done while intoxicated. Use as directed.