You say English, We say Japenese

You say cars, We say Nyan Cat

You say Justin Bieber, We say Vocaloid

You say swords, We say Bleach

You say reality, We say anime

You say comics, we say manga

You say countries, We say Hetalia

You say basketball, We say Kuroko

You say ninja, We say Naruto

You say superheroes, We say UA

You say chefs, We say Souma

You say scientists, We say Alchemists

You say comets, We say Charlotte

You say clubs, We say hosts

You say sin, We say Meliodas 

You say demons, We say Muzan

You say vampire, We say Kaname

You say ghouls, We say Kaneki

You say psychic, We say Saiki 

You say angels, We say Kanade

You say herbalist, We say Shirayuki

You say dragons, We say Akatsuki no Yona

You say cards, We say Yu-Gi-Oh

You say school, We say Assassination Classroom

You say baseball, We say Diamond no Ace

You say notebook, We say Death Note

You say pirates, We say One Piece

You say sweets, We say Yumeiro Patissierie

You say swimming, We say Free!

You say volleyball, We say Haikyuu!!

You say ice skating, We say Yuri on Ice!!!

You say hello, We say Konichiwa

You learn Japenese from class, We learn from shows

You cry when a character dies, We have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite character feels, We feel how everyone feels

You crush on pop stars, We crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, But we think you're just normal

You think we're all fangirls/fanboys, But we're all Otakus