Im a simple potato farmer from Virginia?. I'm 23 & from switzerland? I live with my 3 pet pickles? I'm a witch you lives under a rock? I'm married to a chicken? My name is eyeore? My name is keith? Who knows? Do I smell like onions? I buy onion perfume. My great Aunt Mop Mary plays the trombone. I watched guardians of the galaxy 2. I build cars in France? I read at least one word a day. I wore a purple dress on june 8, 2020. I might play with barbies, hotwheels, and legos? Idk man. Do I like batman? Do I like hockey? I love hockey!. Take what you want from that description
But seriously, hi my name is Keith Noodleman and everything I write is garbage so dont bother reading it.