Keizie Carreon

"Grandpa: "Go hide, your
          teacher is here because you
          skipped school today!" 
          Boy: "No you go hide. I t..." http://wattpad.com/story/6730963?utm_content=share_passage

"*boy whispers to his mom during a wedding*
          boy: "Mommy?"
          mom: "What?"
          boy: "Why is the girl dressed i..." http://wattpad.com/story/6730963?utm_content=share_passage