KenPooch

On a date with my lovely fiance, trying to impress her with my mad skills of making my water glass slide across the table with no hands. And what does she do?
          	
          	Screams "WITCH!"
          	
          	

HOld-the-DOoR

Quick question, how did you move the water with no hands? I wanna scare my friends.
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RocketScrap

@KenPooch Well at least you are her witch and you got a pretty classy Warlock you are engaged too. Just don't forget your ruby red slippers on the big day and watch out for falling houses with little girl with a wee doggy by her side.
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KenPooch

On a date with my lovely fiance, trying to impress her with my mad skills of making my water glass slide across the table with no hands. And what does she do?
          
          Screams "WITCH!"
          
          

HOld-the-DOoR

Quick question, how did you move the water with no hands? I wanna scare my friends.
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RocketScrap

@KenPooch Well at least you are her witch and you got a pretty classy Warlock you are engaged too. Just don't forget your ruby red slippers on the big day and watch out for falling houses with little girl with a wee doggy by her side.
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KenPooch

I'm getting married in 135 days. :)

KenPooch

Listening to my fiancee laugh at all the comments on her latest Nepenthe chapters. Authors are scary. 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Send help.
          

rjwinterfell

@KenPooch I would, but wattpad doesn't let you send memes
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RocketScrap

Happy Birthday old boy! You are a year older. You are a little wiser, You are getting some gray hairs. You better look out for people with sticks thats gonna give you a spank on the booty. Hopefully you will have many more to come and many years with Kitty to spend lots of it in happy days. Happy birthday again old boy.