"Hey DJ spin that tune. If you don't fuck with us then motherfuck you!"
I desperately need sleep
"Maybe I'm a different breed. Maybe I'm not listening. So blame it on my ADD baby"
Herro? I love everyone. Everything is my favorite!!!1!
"Tommy was itchin' The fix in the kitchen He made his decision He wanted to scratch"
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KendollMcCordick
Aug 30, 2017 02:21PM
I wanna make a book of one shots that make absolutely no sense, and call them One-Shits®View all Conversations
