karumi_to_karumel
@KenjiSikichi oki pal (• ▽ •;)
KenjiSikichi
KenjiSikichi
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I break into Tiffany's house at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. SHE'S Tiffany. I say no. We fuck- I mean make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico BUT I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover, I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin, That's where I stashed the chandelier.
KenjiSikichi
ily mary saotome
KenjiSikichi
ngl i can't tell if i like or hate ppl, both feelings are so similar :')
SP00derFL00F
@KenjiSikichi I understand that. I think its more you like people, but hate spending too much time with the same ones. Idk maybe I'm projecting, but I think I understand what you're saying.
weatheringwithme
Sometimes i feel like a shoto and dabi sandwich would be so nice (obviously with me being the meat in the middle but im not saying eating it won't taste good either... ;)
KenjiSikichi
being aroace is a curse.
Someoneatemyname
@KenjiSikichi well for me sometimes I like them for thier looks but in the other I prefer their personality over their looks. But like I never felt anything like that for real people
KenjiSikichi
@Someoneatemyname LITERALLY. istg if fictional characters were real, and i knew them, would i still like them? and the answer i get is usually no. hey, what if my attraction is so superficial that i actually like people based off looks alone? after all, that's usually the only reason i like fictional characters.
Someoneatemyname
@KenjiSikichi SAME OML, even though I haven't been in a relationship I've had crushes which then turned out to not be actual crushes. ITS SO CONFUSING SJSJDJHEJS DO I REALLY LIKE ANYONE BESIDE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS??
KenjiSikichi
i NEED me someone to yap about to for warrrior cats im so mad rn pls does anyone have discord i wanna yap yap yap about warrior cats or other things too cs ugh stories make me so mad im so SEFHYGSJ THIS IS NOT FAIR WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS STOP THE ANGST ALREADY THE ANGST THE ANGST GOD DAMN IT FUYCK YOU ugh but angst is so good BUT STILL WHY oml i need fluff these days WHY IS THERE SO MUCH ANGST
KenjiSikichi
I'm on a sugar crash
KenjiSikichi
ngl i couldn't care less about these classes. guys i hate high school tbh
l_n1ght_l
I wonder if you'll be back today too