Haiya I'm Kenny, the short lil guy with the fun personality. I'm IRRESISTABLEEEEE. I also make tons of references, so CHECK OUT FOR THOSE! I guess! Woohoo! I am not gonna stop drinking coffee! (Jay: You are now...)

Seriously, I thought I locked the cabinet.. (Kenny: NYAHAHAHAAH) Anywho, I'm Jay, Kenny's... (Kenny: LOVER) roommate... I'm the average dude.. But I have a true friendship (Kenny: *throws fedora at keyboard* AND SEX LIFE) with Kenny.