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I was only 9 years old
I loved Donald Trump so much
I had all the merchandise
Every night I pray to Trump, thanking him for deporting illegal immigrantsv
"Trump is love," I say, "Trump is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a racist
I knew he was jealous of my devotion to Trump
I call him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to bed
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I feel a warmth approach me
It was Donald Trump
I'm so happy
He whispers to me, "We need to build a wall"
He then gets me out of bed and reaches into his pocket
I'm ready
I open my wallet for Donald
He gives me a small loan of a million dollars
It hurts so much, but I do it for Donald
I feel my wallet tearing as he puts the money in
He roars a might roar, as he fills up my wallet
My dad walks in
Donald Trump looks him straight in the eye and says "You're fired"
Trump leaves through my window
Trump is love. Trump is life.