TotallyNotAToast

Ooo, we break the laws of attraction
          Like you're sent from above
          Got a case of fishy love
          Ooo, we're like a chemical reaction
          Or a code you can't debug
          Got a case of fishy love
          She's always turning to violence
          I'm always turning to science
          She's so determined she's timeless
          And I'm so nervous I'm silent
          What if she finds out I'm lying?
          What if she sends me home crying?
          Ooo, why can't I just be kawaii?
          And then I'm like
          Baby, baby, baby, you're so fine
          Mew Mew Kissy Cutie, you'll be mine
          Crushing, crushing, crushing, on Undyne
          Oh, did I say that out
          No, did I say that out loud?
          Ooo, we break the laws of attraction
          Like you're sent from up above
          Got a case of fishy love
          Ooo, we're like an improper fraction
          Hope this ship gets safe to shore
          Though I'm really quite unsure
          Yeah, she's always turning to violence
          I'm always turning to science
          She's so determined she's timeless
          And I'm so nervous I'm silent
          What if she finds out I'm lying?
          What if she sends me home crying?
          Why can't I just be kawaii?
          And then I'm like
          Baby, baby, baby, you're so fine
          Mew Mew Kissy Cutie, you'll be mine
          Crushing, crushing, crushing on Undyne
          And so you shout it out!
          And so you shout it out loud!
          Ooo, we're like warrior in action
          Fit together like a glove
          Got a case of Alphy love!
          Oh my God, how long have you been standing there?!
          I've been right here the whole time!
          Okay, now I wanna die!
          Ooo, we break the laws of attraction
          A duet will maybe do
          I invited Pappy too! (What?)
          Ooo, it feels good to be included!
          Smooshed together like a bug!
          Got a case of fishy love!

Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
          When I was a kid on VoIP
          I thought when I get older
          I'd marry her, I told her
          Now I'm twenty-six and I work in an office
          Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
          If I could change a single thing
          I'd make it me and not him
          But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
          I've got the key and he's just a doormat
          And even though he's got social skills
          That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
          Anyway, make the most of him
          'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
          Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
          (Woo)
          Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
          The one who took you away from me
          You hit it off instantly
          I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
          I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
          Push against his fashion sense
          I've thought about what he looks like nude
          I'm not gay, though
          'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
          Oh, she's living the dream
          From back when we were seventeen
          She's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
          Oh, she's living the dream
          From back when we were seventeen
          How on earth could I be saved?
          When I'm one click away from insane
          I just think that I deserve
          A little bit of what I earned
          I'm not gonna make another scene
          The one I made when I was twenty-three
          Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
          But he's in your bed and I'm in your Twitch chat
          I've got the key and he's just a doormat
          'Cause even though he's got social skills
          That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
          Anyway, make the most of him
          'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
          Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
          I think about you every day (every day)
          So how on earth can I be saved? (can I be saved?)
          I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
          Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (he's really fine as hell)
          'Cause you're beauty
          And you're grace (and you're grace)
          Your telephone calls are my favorite place
          And I want you to notice me
          With no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo)
          Want you to care