Okay Have you ever tried writing an about you? I'm pretty sure everyone has, but no one ever knows what to put in one... so i'll tell you the basics 

1. I hate slow walkers (no joke)
2. I'm probably terrible at writing 
3. Don't expect me to make sense (half the time I don't even know what I'm talking about)
4. My motto is If you can't baffle them with your brilliance do it with your bull (pretty sure you can finish that)
5. I'm actually a really nice person, but sometimes people can really just set me off (Like how dumb can you be?)

I hope that's good enough for you all ^-^