Kevin-Thats-It

"I'm not a homosexual but if you asked me to kiss a guy, I would."
          	
          	-me whose definitely(NOT) straight

Kevin-Thats-It

I should rewatch Kaiju.No 8 but do I really want to?
          
          
          
          Do I really want to suffer though the few yet oh so amazing- PAUSE FARMER REFUTED STARTED PLAYING AND I GOT FLASHBACKS OF THAT ONE TSAMS WAR AU ANIMATIC GOD DAMNIT! There's too much Hamilton in this playlist..

DaFreshyBoi

Mario is red, sonic is blue.
          Press start to join and be my number 2
          
          -Random gay guy hitting on me in class
          
          
          I mean. At least I passed as a dude-

DaFreshyBoi

@Kevin-Thats-It 
            And I'll never see him again.
            He was sweet tho, had to turn em down cuz yk I didn't wanna lead him on since I'm cupioromantic.
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Kevin-Thats-It

@DaFreshyBoi 
            One of the greatest interactions of 2024 right here
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DaFreshyBoi

@Kevin-Thats-It 
            Fr, and yk what I replied with?
            
            Knuckles is red, Luigi is green.
            That was the smoothest pick-up line I've seen.
            
            Lmao he just started laughing and asked for my number, I don't have a number though lol. I learned that his name was Jasper.
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DaFreshyBoi

Me: "some people have a boyfriend. Some people have a girlfriend.
          I have food. :)"
          
          Juniper: "I have a reward of 1 billion for whoever brings me dead to the king of worms."

DaFreshyBoi

@Kevin-Thats-It 
            
            Juniper: "ha! I used him to catch a fish :3"
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Kevin-Thats-It

@DaFreshyBoi 
            Great, I'm getting myself 1 billion dollars-/j
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DaFreshyBoi

Juniper: "what? No! I do have a soul! Maybe we have a bad connection, I'm sorry about that."
          
          Killer: "Will you tell me you're not soulless.. just say you're not soulless. Please?"
          
          Juniper: "..I do have a soul."

Kevin-Thats-It

@DaFreshyBoi 
            Fair- you can have my soul then!
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DaFreshyBoi

@Kevin-Thats-It 
            Juniper: "...I ain't taking my friends soul and not giving it back-"
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Kevin-Thats-It

@DaFreshyBoi 
            
            
            
            
            
            WAIT NOT MY SOUL- TAKE ENOKS!
            
            Enok:"Excuse me-"
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Kevin-Thats-It

this message may be offensive 
I had a dream I was with these ppl or whatever in some maze place or store?? And there was this weird creature that moved
           F A S T, and you had to keep ur eyes on it the whole time.
          
          
          The dream ended with me and another dude named Benjamin(apparently) stopping and hitting the damn thing after jumping out the window and leading it outside as the sun was starting to rise- I was gonna be merciful and let it just burn in the sun but Ben stomped on it again and killed it
          
          
          
          I vividly remember that part because
          
          1)I was still technically semi-conscious(this always happens whenever I keep waking up too much while sleeping)
          
          And 
          
          2)I just woke up from that dream
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Crazy shit bro

Kevin-Thats-It

I've hit that point in tiredness where I can't stare at my phone screen without 
          
          A)squinting
          Or
          B)blinking and trying not to close my eyes and stay awake
          
          
          
          But it's 4AM right no soooo I might pass out lmao- (HELP MY CHEST KEEPS HURTING WHENEVER I DO THINGS LIKE LAUGH, YAWN, ETC- TF??)