Kevin the Potato

Read it.
          
          I mean it.
          
          If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral.
          
          I would be in jail for killing the person who killed you.
          
          We are true friends 
          
          We ride together, we die together.
          
          Send this to everybody you care about, including me, if you care.
          
          See how many times you get this.
          
          I want you to know you are an amazing friend, 'till death and forever.
          
          If I don't get this back, I understand.
          
          Once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people.
          
          Including me if you want.
          
          If you get at least 3 back, you are loved.
          
          Nobody knows how important something is until they lose it.
          
          Tonight, (12:00 pm) the person you love will realize they love you.
          
          Then at 1:00 pm to 2:00 pm, get ready for the shock of your life.
          
          Idk about the bit above, but I meant the first bit :) <3
          Send this to 15 people you truly care about,

Yet another thing I heard today
          (For context this was at a costume contest)
          The twelfth graders (The judges): The Madrichot are dressed as queens of trash
          
          The Madrichot: No we are queens of the school
          
          Twelfth graders: Oh right cause the school is trash 

Can I just say it's a bit late but Anither man's jeans by Ashe is one fricking masterpiece like it's a goddam work of art.

I haven't been on wattpad for more than 3 months and come back to see 2K+ notifications... And these lovely posts from you... Miss u boo

My heart goes out to the amazing people of Ukraine. Stay safe

Not important or anything but this is an actual conversation that just happened on the bus.
          (I will not be disclosing names)
          
          Person A: If you don't give me chocolate then I won't share anything with you.
          
          Person B: But that's not fair.
          
          Person A: Why not?
          
          Person B: Because you are allergic to chocolate 
          
          Person A: Bu that is irrelevant
          
          P.S. This is very roughly translated
          

Happy Valentines day to all you couples!!!
          
          And for all my single babes happy half price candy month!!!
          
          I also happen to be single so does anyone want to be my Valentine? I have candy and cookies.
          Please.

Um I made a mistake and was gone for a day WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
          
          Harry has a single coming out apparently I'm so confused.
          
          LOTTIE IS PREGNANT!!!!!
          I'm so happy for them but someone please explain everything.

NO ROMEO IS FINALLY OUT
          https://youtu.be/mZHYx8WM3oc
          It's so good.
          Like listen to it and she looks like a literal dream 

Hi boo