Hi, I'm Ash(ton), I presume you want to know about me because you're reading my bio, so here:

I'm asexual-homoromantic, I use they/them pronouns, I'm everyone's adoptive parent, I run on fanfiction, prinxiety is my oxygen, and sometimes I actually write things (it's kind of bad though)

Fandoms
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FOB
MCR
P!ATD
TØP
Billie Eilish
Hamilton
Heathers
BMC
DEH
21 Chump Street
The Greatest Showman
Legally Blonde
Mean Girls
TLT Musical (and the books)
Newsies
Falsettos
The Prom
Book Of Mormon
Sanders Sides
Phan
Shane Dawson
Dodie Clark
Steven Universe
Gravity Falls
Star Vs. The Forces Of Evil
Miraculous

Quotes from me
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"Girls are too hot to be straight"
"Boys are gross, be a lesbian"
"You can't see me but I'm wiggling my eyebrows, jk I don't have eyebrows"
("Where did 18 come from?") "THE NUMBER BOX"
"WE'RE NOT MATHEMATICIANS, WE'RE MATHEMAGICIANS"
"I'm pan, when the stove gets turned on, so do I"
"And if you'll look to your left, you'll see me, a known asexual"
"What even IS sexual attraction???"
"SOMEONE DATE ME" ("no")
"I just reminded myself that it's very painful to poke yourself in the eye"
"Ok, so, maybe I'm a lesbian"
"TWENTY-TWENTY-ONE??? MORE LIKE TWENTY-LESBIAN"
"If I ever had to kiss a guy, I'd vomit in his mouth"

And now, a poem by me
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A single wheel rolls forward
The beautiful man atop it comes into the light
I see his bright green exterior
And his bright poisonality too
I see the eyes I fell in love with
They're dark, yet loving and kind
As I'm stunned by his beauty
I can only mutter 4 special words
"Here come dat boi"
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  • JoinedJune 22, 2018



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