Jays_Lyfe

Lowkey want a trans!reader hells kitchen story where the guys dont care that he's trans but hes one of the best cooks and gets pushed over to the red team. But the red team finds out and then angst but that's just me

Okay so I'm hufflepuff, have been for years. The other day I'm watching hp with my friends and I decide to take it again. I got ravenclaw. I was livid. Cause out of a hufflepuff bingo card, I almost had blackout. I'm like the biggest puff you've ever seen
           But its times like now, I understand why. Cause I am now heading to bed at 2 am after finishing a fan fic series and being super in tune with all the facts presented and omg

Summer time and corona got me impatient as heck cause normally I'm completely okay with everyone's updating days and such, but like. I'm at a point where I'm checking every few days when it feels like weeks.

When you find an author  who has the same interests: =)
          When you find they write grammatically correct: =)
          When you find their stories are complete: =0
          When they have 100+ chapters: =0
          When those chapters are long: :')

COMPLETELY UNRELATED THING TO YOUR DAY BUT I GOT A NEW PHONE ANYWAYS I LOVE YOU AND HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY OKAY BYEEEEEE!! <3

So I dropped my phone like an idiot and now the screen glitches a lot, either lines blocking my view or my screen bouncing so I might not read as much, but dont fear I am still alive

Warning: Drama and anxiety that no one needs but I'm saying to get off my mind
          
          
          
          
          
          So me and my 2 friends. We'll call them alex and tori. I've had a small crush on alex before but she's straight so not gonna happen plus friendzone. Alex's sister, We'll call her Jamie, is a good friend of mine as well. So we're all gonna hang out because tori just got accepted for her new apartment. I'm generally the funny one in the group. I mean that not to say they aren't funny, but that's just all I bring to the table, besides being overweight and pan. Jamie is also gay so she has that card as well. So alex has a crush on, frick it, his names Brendan. Alex invites Brendan because might as well ig. That's 2 people outside their house cause Alex and tori are living together for now between moves. So we all want to go into the military or pieces of law enforcement. Which is chill. But Brendan is funny and an mp (military police) already. So my anxiety being the little biscuit it is, said that I'm out of place and being replaced, cause Brendan is basically funnier than me and beating me to every joke and all. Doesnt help that my quiet arse doesnt speak up either. So eventually we all play cards against humanity cause why not. Usually I total about 7-8 cards by the end. Nope. Brendan had 9 and I had a whole 2.

When you find a story and are like OMG WHO is this BRILLIANT author?? And you look through their work and like omg it's great! But you go to follow and realise it's one of the accounts you're already following and it's a moment of 
          
          OH... OH OKAY THEN... 

I may want kids when I'm older.. but for the most trivial reasons.. mostly due to the many fandoms I have..
          
          
          
          Look I'm just saying I'm not leaving my kid at a pizza place

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