Cooked orphan recipe:

1 average sized orphan|
( around 5'2 - 5'8, 54kg - 89kg)|
wash it and rip its hair out|
once done wash it real good again and let it soak in a tub of water|
set oven temp tp 230C|
chop up 1x spring onions, 1x carrots, 2x chilli, 3x capsicum, 1x onion, and 1/2 of garlic|
throw a quarter of the onion you cut into a small bowl|
throw a fifth of chilli you cut into the same bowl|
add some 1/3 teaspoon of honey|
add 1/2 teaspoon of soy sauce|
add a whole bottle of mayonnaise|
mix and stir|
crack 7x eggs in a different bowl and get all the eggshells out along with the yolk|
take orphan and dry it off|
incase the orphan in egg white|
get butter and incase the orphan in it|
put orphan in different tray|
put orphan in oven and lower the temp to 130C|
wait 35 minutes|
open the oven and put vegetable cuttings in with the orphan, spread it evenly|
wait another 40 minutes before taking it out|

BOOOMM!! Delicious meal for a family of 3-4 :)
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