Short story
The school's player was hitting on the nerd
Douche: Hey
Nerd:
Douche: Hey
Nerd: WHAT!??
Douche: You know there should be a warning sign on my d**k
Nerd: Excuse me
Douche: Yea it should say chocking hazard lol *high five bros*
Nerd: Isn't that a sign they put on small objects
*smirks and walks away*