The Multiverse Space

"[our dad's FULL LEGAL NAME] has the best eyesight and hearing, aside from Satorou Gojo of course" -Galaxy (my brother)

i hate being driven around by my grandma omg 
          like, EVERY time I'm like 'can we please drive on the right side of the road' and she's like 'i dont' and i have to be like 'yeah but most people also don't like HEAD ON COLLISIONS' and only then will she drive on the right fucking side 
          
          also getting into a hoarders car is crazy cuz you just have to stand there for like 3 minutes while they shovel LITERAL TRASH out of the seat you're trying to get into and into a bag to get thrown into another seat and to never be thrown away, and EVERY footwell is full of the same trash and crap 
          
          I'm going to live in a white box with nothing

they fucking gave one of my favourite Bones characters motherfucking sarcoma with an under 10% survival rate and edged us for THE WHOLE EPISODE on whether he was gonna accept treatment or not :( 
          *fucking flashbacks to that one untagged mcd surprise-george-has-cancer dnf fic i read ending with him fucking dying* 
          
          AND THE NEXT FUCKING EPISODE THEY BRING IN THE FORENSIC PODIATRIST. 
          
          WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR CANADIAN FOOT KINK GO BE ASSERTIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE, EH >:(((( 
          
          
          i don't dislike the foot guy btw, he's funny and way more likable after he got some character development from the america-canida feet episode (and i really do mean feet, like there were at least 9 of those fuckers disembodied) its just that I'm worried about rough n tumbly hockey guy and his cancer arm :( 
          he chose to do treatment and fight by the end of the episode which was expected but also don't fucking edge it like that >:[ 
          
          (i am also aware that this show is not real and they're prob just slowly writing him off cuz the actor wanted to do different stuff BUT LIKE. ITS THE SAME FUCKKING SHIT TECHNO HAD. I'm pretty sure- maybe a different strain of sarcoma but like it was sarcoma I'm pretty sure) 
          
          anygays I'm gonna sleep and like cry or something

HOLY SHITTTTTTTT 
          THE FIVE HUNTERS REVIVAL MANHUNT WAS SO INTENSE!!!!!! :DDDDDD 
          PEAK PEAK PEAK

running away from your problems is great, my future self is gonna be stressed as fuck but right now its manhunt and I'm fucking winning chat

i may be failing every class im in, but at least i moved around some washing machines and heard the story about how my dad carded my mum to make sure he wasn't getting involved with a minor for the fifth time

i just watched the puffin rock movie :3 
          maple's had it on loop for a few days and i didn't want it to be spoiled any more so i restarted it for myself 
          it was really nice actually :) 
          
          it was odd since puffin rock episodes are usually short, and the songs felt a little cut off by other stuff, and it fell into some trope-y stuff in a few aspects 
          but it was comforting even though it was new 
          and the new characters feel fun as well :> 
          
          i love puffin rock 
          
          also baba is getting older i think 
          he kept trying to fly hehe :>

im supposed to be asleep but i cant stop fucking laughing at this idea and i need to write it down 
          
          
          
          shittily made youtube video animatic titled 'dreamnotfound smut but the reader is dyslexic & each mistake compounds' 
          
          (dnf are in bed (clothed.) george is lying on his back and dream is over him) 
          
          dream grabs George by the chin with one hand: tell me what you want, George, say it >:) 
          
          George: *grabs dream by the shirt and pulls him closer* 
          George, fully confident: i want EGGS. 
          
          Dream, smirking: oh you're sooo hungry~ arent you 
          *Dream unzips his pants and two identical not-actually-transparent pngs of eggs and an unopened package of uncooked store-bought bacon-strips fall out one at a time as guided by the art program's transform tool* 
          
          *abrupt cut to dream cooking georgenotfound breakfast*  
          
          George: are you done yet- 
          
          Dream, shuffling the pan around on the flame: well i need /time/ to scramble your insides- you don't want it UNseasoned :unamused: 
          
          
          
          its not even that funny but i cant get it the fuck out of my head I'm laughig so fucking hard rn

im trying to get this fucking yellow V1 on this overhang and its SO HARD. 
          
          i get the first movement, two hands on the start, legs spread onto the tiny ass footholds, got it got it, and then the bit where you get your hands up to the separate jugs and your feet up to the next holds (very high up and you have to flag to one of the right ones) is hard but like its DOABLE, but then you literally have to jump up/launch yourself a little bit to get to the next left handhold and its so difficult!! 
          tho to be fair most people can reach it normally, I'm just short and have no upper-body strength TT 
          which is crazy cuz i used to climb trees but i mostly used my legs for that too so uhh 
          anygays i don't understand the fact that some people can land launches to holds that are like 2-4ft up from the start hold like excuse me what 
          
          but i mean today i got the one hold i was struggling with and got pretty far but i was so tired i think dropped down like 4-6 holds from the top 
          ughhh 
          its driving me crazy 
          like, progress, but I'm CRAZYYYYY AAAAAAGHHH 
          still struggling on the fuckass pink traverse-to-top, but i can top out on the new flat marble climb now and I'm getting pretty quick at the v0/v1s that have been there for a while yippee 
          
          also I'm getting way more flexible from my warmups and cooldowns, like when i do the one leg stretch i can almost get my head down to my knee now, and double leg i can reliably grab close to my ankles (i do that one less often for some reason, i just forget ig haha) 
          i can now do 10 situps (if i do them before anything else) and 5 knee pushups (still struggle) and 0 actual pushups (rip, still in my out of shape arc) 
          also my brother just does not warm up properly I'm sorry what are you doing standing there you cannot seriously climb to warm up AT CLIMBING. that's not how this works 
          bros gonna get injured /j /he's-better-than-me

actual conversation i had with my fuckass brother by the way 
          
          
          
          galaxy, looking over my shoulder while i work on my pronouns page: tubplamancy? is that like being in love with tubbo??? 
          
          me: WHAT NO 
          
          galaxy: *laughs* 
          
          me: IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT???? EW *cries* 
          
          galaxy whispering as he leaves the room: in love with tubbo in love with tubbo in love with tubbo in love with tubbo- 
          
          *galaxy returns moments later* 
          
          me: this is worse than being called dreamsexual- 
          
          galaxy: have i ever said that before? 
          
          me: no 
          
          galaxy: you're dreamsexual 
          
          me: NO. *fake cries again* 
          
          galaxy: why would you give me something else to use XD 
          
          me: its literally just a systems thing 
          
          galaxy: explain it to me in graphic detail or ill keep saying you're in love with tubbo 
          
          
          
          HE KEEPS FUCKING WHISPERING 'in love with tubbo' 
          i SENT HIM the PAGEEEE UGHHH 
          SHOOT MEEEEE /lh