I'm currently on the path of making my friend bat for his own team too. Haha. A convo on Instagram.
Him: I'm not interested in girls anymore.
Me, thinking: Ah, must be because of his break up recently. But before I could say anything, he goes.
Him: But that doesn't mean I like boys now.
Me: I'm genuinely disappointed.
Him: Yeah, I could kiss but sucking a "little guy" is not possible.
Me, thinking: Hell yeah, there is a chance.
Me: When you get drunk sometime in the future, kiss an insanely hot guy. Have that experience.
Him: *Likes my message*
Me: *internal screaming* Nice.
I can't wait till he has a boyfriend. >< I genuinely think he won't have one, though. But who said he won't have some experience with one? Hehehe